Recent Things I Learnt About Ma-Laysia

I went to Ma-Laysia with my family for a short holiday not too long ago.These are some of the things I learned/discovered there:

1)Coffee
It seems that the coffee in Ma-laysia are distinguished not by the type of beans(arabica,java,brazilian)but by gender,that is jantan(male) and betina(female). I had the opportunity to sample the jantan(male) version.After a few sips, wow,I felt like I was on steroids.I wonder why the models featured in the advertisement are all old men, instead of the likes of David Beckham.

2)The Mawi Phenomenon
Mawi or Asmawi bin Ani is the male incarnation of Malaysian Pop Princess, Siti Nurhaliza. Mawi’s popularity in Malaysia exceeds the combined popularity of all Malaysian artistes and celebrities. He’s probably more popular than the Prime Minister of Malaysia or Hang Tuah.
During the Hari Raya period, thousands of girls flock to Mawi’s party just to see his fiancee. That very night the same thousands of girls probably pray before their sleep that Mawi will leave his fiancee.If you’ve been living in a cave watching American aka Malaysian Idol all your life, here is a brief introduction of Mawi:
Mawi is the ultimate champion of Malaysia’s Akademi Fantasia (AF3), the American Idol clone. He has five siblings and is very close to his Dad. He’s not married.(Editors take: I have heard his singing and its just mediocre.Noted that his pitching and breathing techniques are good, but the overall voice quality is just....mediocre)