Soccer Talk

Since World Cup 2006 is just around the corner, let's talk about soccer.It is no secret that, with the exception of Ronaldinho,all soccer stars have exceptionally good looks.


Michael Owen


Fredddie Ljungberg



Ronaldinho.

I left out David Beckham because he used to be good looking but has since mutilated his body with hideous tattoos. Most soccer players like Raul,Joe Cole and Schevchenko are so good looking that they can easily become part-time models for Calvin Klein underwear.This is the mathematical hypothesis that I discovered:

Good Body Kinesthetic skills = A sporty person = Good looks = Product endorsements = Fame And Fortune = Can Score With that Blonde Babe = Eternal Happiness

Sigh.Life is so unfair for the rest of the guys.

Poor Body Kinesthetic Skills=Unsporty person=Grows fat and ugly=No product endorsements=No Fame And Fortune=Cannot Score With the Babe Of Your Dreams = Eternal Misery

So remember guys.Among all the Seven Multiple Intelligences, Body Kinesthetic Skill Is The Most Important!!

Reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_intelligence