Singaporean Women And The 5 Cs.

Who was the blimp who coined the term 'Singapore 5 Cs'?It is so materialistic.This is why you'll never hear Singaporean women say the things below to their boyfriends and husbands in this day and age.

1. Honey, I don't care what you do for a living, you can be a labourer for all I care, what matters is that I love you!!

2. I don't care about money,Gucci,Louis Vuitton or Louis Mountbatten! As long as we're together, everything will work out fine; love will see us through!

3. When we get married, I'll be the best cook and we'll have lots of kids!

4. Aiyoooo! This Ang Moh fellow at the office try to chase after me you know! I told him I already got a boyfriend!! So disgusting! I damn scared of Ang Moh, eekkk! So big size and hairy like Kink Konk!!

5. Don't worry about these things like a big house, car,Rolex, as long as I have you, I'll be the happiest girl on earth!

6. It's OK, we'll use the money from my personal savings account - my money is your money!

7. Please put away your wallet dear, since you still haven't got a job after being retrenched, I'll pay for dinner. Please don't feel bad about this.

8. Aiyah, why you always want to take me to restaurant to eat! Let's save money and eat at the hawker center instead lah!No air-con and waiter also nevermind
   

9. Alamak, please lah, we can take the MRT home, no need to call a Mercedes taxi!

10. Your mother can move in with us, darling. We all have to make sacrifices as a family.

For me,the 5Cs means having Children,Courtesy,Compassion,Character and ..i dont know...crap?.