Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Wake Me Up When September Ends...

Dear God

Please let me live through August and September..the busiest months in this work year....


Hopefully this piece of dry humour will bring a smile to all my colleagues and frens from all three genders.


The Cunning Linguists

What he meant

I don't want/am not ready for a relationship (with you)
You are too nice for me (You are boring)
I don't want to lose our friendship (You are ugly)
Let's remain friends (I've found someone else)
I respect you too much (You are ugly)
You'll find someone better (Get lost and stop stalking me)
I need space (Two continents away would be good)
I'd like to get to know you better (Do you tango?)
I'll call you (maybe in a few months on a rainy night when I've nothing better to do and all the prettier girls are busy)
It's not what you think (It's exactly what you think but I hope you are stupid enough to believe me)


What she heard

I am not ready for a relationship
I don't want to get married
I'm not into exclusivity
I'm not in love with you
I'm sick of you
There's someone no one else
Stop calling me
I like you as a friend only
You are not that special.
You can't change me

Conclusion: Men don't say what they mean and don't mean what they say.Women will always try to change them

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

All three genders? which one are you

Mohd Sufian said...

I will answer only if u reveal yourself..hehehe