Wake Me Up When September Ends...

Dear God

Please let me live through August and September..the busiest months in this work year....


Hopefully this piece of dry humour will bring a smile to all my colleagues and frens from all three genders.


The Cunning Linguists

What he meant

I don't want/am not ready for a relationship (with you)
You are too nice for me (You are boring)
I don't want to lose our friendship (You are ugly)
Let's remain friends (I've found someone else)
I respect you too much (You are ugly)
You'll find someone better (Get lost and stop stalking me)
I need space (Two continents away would be good)
I'd like to get to know you better (Do you tango?)
I'll call you (maybe in a few months on a rainy night when I've nothing better to do and all the prettier girls are busy)
It's not what you think (It's exactly what you think but I hope you are stupid enough to believe me)


What she heard

I am not ready for a relationship
I don't want to get married
I'm not into exclusivity
I'm not in love with you
I'm sick of you
There's someone no one else
Stop calling me
I like you as a friend only
You are not that special.
You can't change me

Conclusion: Men don't say what they mean and don't mean what they say.Women will always try to change them