Please let me live through August and September..the busiest months in this work year....
Hopefully this piece of dry humour will bring a smile to all my colleagues and frens from all three genders.
The Cunning Linguists
What he meant
I don't want/am not ready for a relationship (with you)
You are too nice for me (You are boring)
I don't want to lose our friendship (You are ugly)
Let's remain friends (I've found someone else)
I respect you too much (You are ugly)
You'll find someone better (Get lost and stop stalking me)
I need space (Two continents away would be good)
I'd like to get to know you better (Do you tango?)
I'll call you (maybe in a few months on a rainy night when I've nothing better to do and all the prettier girls are busy)
It's not what you think (It's exactly what you think but I hope you are stupid enough to believe me)
What she heard
I am
I
I'm
I'm
I'm sick
There's
I like you
You are
You can
Conclusion: Men don't say what they mean and don't mean what they say.Women will always try to change them
2 comments:
All three genders? which one are you
I will answer only if u reveal yourself..hehehe
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