20 Things About Myself Meme

I dont usually kiss-and-tell,but hey,what's a blog without snippets of information about the owner,right?So here goes:-

1.The name(Sufian) can be translated as 'The dust that gets carried by the wind' or 'Debu Tanah Yang Diterbangkan Angin'.Doesnt sound very nice leh.

2.If the meaning above holds any truth,truly I am destined for lesser things.However I managed to beat the system.

3.My job as the IT guy means I get lots of calls from distressed nubile damsels colleagues.I so love the attention.

4.My boring weekly routine goes like this :

Mon To Thurs:-Work hard day and night
Fri:-Social night(party!)
Sat:-Soccer night
Sun:-Sleep day and night(usually this is spoilt by trips to the market and wedding invites.Sheesh

5.I am a Malay with Indian tastebuds because I love curry so much and will kill a dog for it.Yeah,I eat curry almost everyday.

6.I have become slightly too chubby in recent years.I like to pretend I'm as cute as Owen but when I look in the mirror I see Rooney.Whoaaaaaaaaaa!

7.I listen to all kinds of music(as my MP3 collection will attest)from dreamy New Age/Elevator Music to Heavy Metal.However,recently I've taken a liking to wind instruments like pan flute and saxophone.My mind likes to wander when I'm listening to transcendental music.

8.I was educated in Australia but dunno why I am not attracted to Caucasians girls at all.My logic is that I can appreciate their steaks,fish&chips,shepard pies,what-have-yous but can the Caucasians appreciate a meal of plain rice with kangkong belacan??

9.If I'm a girl,I would go for the macho-mucho type of guys like Bruce Willis,Steven Seagull, Goddamn Van Damme and other actors with a perpetual constipated look.

10.My greatest character flaw is procrastination.I procrastinate with a vengeance.Wifey knows this too well.Kekekeke...

11.I read a lot but still can't spell. My grammar is athroshous atrocious. But you already know this.

12.I never had a girlfriend until the age of 24.After that I became Don Juan Demarco/ Casanova rolled into one got married to my soulmate.

13.I love solitary and space more than the average men.Maybe because I am an only child.

14.I am not from one of those St.GayGay schools although my PSLE results were quite good.

15.I truly believe that my hidden talent is actually cooking.However,I've never had the chance to pursue my dream of becoming a chef.

16.If any of my workplace colleague were to ask me,"Hey what's wrong with my PC?",my standard answers would be.

• It needs some TLC
• Do you believe in karma?You have bad computer karma
• It is a female PC and it wants to be touched by a man
  

17.If you are still reading this it means you have no life.Well,so do I