Supporting Acts : Connectz at United Square,
Velocity at Novena Square
Ikea/Courts Tampines
Square 2 at Novena,
Centrepoint's new wing in Orchard Road
Upper floor IMM building's annexe in Jurong
Come 2007, shoppers will be spoilt for choice when it comes to shopping malls.Why is it that my spider senses are not tingling?For starters,you can bet your last dollar that those new malls will still be filled with all the boring,usual suspects like G2000,Giordano,Hang Ten,Isetan,Tangs Studio,Mango,Zara.If you're hungry,there's always the same fast-food joints or maybe Banquet,Kopitiam or Koufu.Oh,lets not forget that shop which sells only jigsaw puzzles and could still afford the $20,000 monthly rental.From Tampines Mall to Westpoint,all these malls look alike to me. I suggest a special area be created for jaded guys like me,.The wives can park us there while they shop for shoes and handbags.All men hate to tag along for this tiresome activity,the only exception are closet fanboys.It is not a divine revelation that women take the longest time to shop.The average time taken for a lady to decide on a shoe/sandal or a handbag is approximately equal to the time a butterfly takes to complete its four-stage life cycle(egg--larva--pupa--adult).This speeeecial area for guys must have :-
- Nice comfortable sofas to rest
- Large plasma TVs with Xbox 360
- Foot massage services
- Pool tables
- Wireless Access
- LAN gaming
- Men magazines like FHM, HMV and Carma
Just park us there and the women can shop for handbags and shoes for the next four millenium for all we care.
1 comment:
hahaha that is why i love to do my shopping alone :). So i dun see yr bingitz face.
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