Monday, December 25, 2006

What I Want For Christmas

Have yourselves a Merry Little Christmas, a Selamat Hari Raya Haji and a Happy New Year....(takes a deep breath)

And yes...I would like to have more Progress Packages,Workfare Bonuses, S&C rebates...and most importantly,World Peace.Seriously.Deliver us from a repeat of this year's war between Isitreal and His bola.Too distressing to watch on TV.

Let's play Nostradamus and do some totally fictitious predictions for 2007

(International)

1.There will be an outbreak of waterborned sickness and/or flu-like
virus that will infect the SEA region in 2007.
2. USA will take military action against Iran but not North Korea in 2007.
3. Global economic slowdown begins

(Local)

1. GST will be increased by 2%.Duhhh..no-brainer
2. More people will commit suicide by trying to stop the oncoming MRT trains.
3. One high profile personality will file for divorce.No,its not a Malay celebrity.
4. CSJ will be charged and imprisoned,again.
5. More foreigners will take up jobs, scholarships, bursaries and educational grants.Duhh
6. More FTs will become PRs and replace local losers of their top and middle job positions.Duhh
7. One senior key govt personality will kick the bucket.
8. One big scandal will be exposed.

9.Haze will make a comeback around Sep/Oct.Duhh

10.A totally-undetected-by-NASA meteorite will drop from the sky into Singapore

Whoa!I am beginning to sound a bit like Chicken Little


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your post on A&E cgh is hilarious.. hahah.. hope the jan checkup will show u r really ok.. btw, it's yacht, uncle! ;)

Mohd Sufian said...

Thanks for the concern and spelling tip,LadyLynn.When it comes to spelling,I am LSP...hhahaha