The Women Don't Get It Either

'I don't understand men that find much time for Playstation.Clearly there are some priority issues'

Actress Gabrielle Union

Women have always complained that the men don't get it.For example, men cannot fathom why women really,really need to browse every department store just to buy that damn lipstick and why women really,really need to buy the 114th pair of black/red/beige shoes.To make things even,I have painstakingly compiled a list of why the womenfolk don't get us either

Women (ok maybe not all of them but 99%) don't understand why

• a movie without any explosions,car chases,violent deaths and eye-candies with more definition than the Oxford dictionary is not even a movie to begin with
  
• we need to watch 22 dumb men chasing a ball ie soccer
• we need to use thermonuclear expletives at the Man In Black who issues red and yellow angpows and blows the whistle occasionally.
• there's never an end to soccer.After the World Cup,there's always the Euro Cup,Premiership,Bundesliga,Serie A, S-League..err....
  
• happiness does not come in the form of solid,liquid or gaseous state.The state of happiness is plasma
• plasma is the equivalent of a diamond ring to a man.Both are expensive and size does matter
  
• we worship cars,motorcycles and gadgets (the big boy toys)
  
• a 30-year old man still enjoys a movie starring Superman, Spiderman and Cicakman
  
• we need to play computer games,radio-controlled cars and go fishing in order to keep our sanity
• that new Quad-Core processor makes our heart beat faster than that new lacy lingerie from Victoria Secret