Wednesday, July 30, 2008

How To Encourage Sporeans To Have More Babies

Next month,the Gahmen is going to announce new measures to boost the birthrate. C'mon Singaporeans,if you dont procreate/fornicate/reproduce/rock the Kasbah fast enough,you deserve to be replaced by immigrants.I hope the new measures would include
  1. Nationwide campaign to encourage polygamy and all the medical costs to be borne by the Gahmen
  2. Be more flexible in allowing Starhub Cable to air more erotic educational channels
  3. Free supply of ginseng/viagra/tongkat ali to all eligible (alpha)males.
  4. 3 months paternity leave so that the dads can spend time at home playing video games looking after the baby.
  5. Free childcare
  6. Allowance of $200 a month

I'm proud to announce that my wife is pregnant again. Coz nowadays not many women can conceive. So alhamdullilah this is the 3rd child. Of course we are still not sure whether it is a gal or a boy. I would like to have another boy, but my wife would like to have a girl. Lets see ......

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