7 Simple Rules Of Dating My Daughter

The rules of dating my daughter (in maybe 16 years time) are stipulated as follows:

1)The first time and subsequent times you see Uncle Sufian, you must bring him out for a buffet dinner at Straits Kitchen,Royal Hyatt Hotel,or other eating establishment of a similar or higher standard.

2)You'll have to declare any outing/date one week in advance, where you'll also be required to register your personal details (residence address, academic history, place of employment, etc) with Uncle Sufian. Uncle Sufian will use that one week buffer period to verify your facts. If any of the declaration is found to be bogus, you can start to look for another date.

3) Any time you would like to bring Uncle Sufian's daughter out to anywhere, you're required to leave your passport.. AND... something of significant value as mortgage at his residence (eg. your notebook, your expensive watch, your pet dog, etc)

4) You're required to bring home Uncle Sufian's daughter, safe and sound, before midnight. If you're late for more than 5 minutes, Uncle Sufian's gonna torch your mortgage item. More than 10 minutes, your passport will be destroyed. More than 15 minutes, Uncle Sufian's gonna molotov cocktail your bike/car the next morning.

5) Uncle Sufian will be operating an ERP gantry inside/near his residence. A toll that charges exorbitant price to cover the painstaking years of raising up his daughter. You are required to pay for the ERP charges with no question asked. If you fail to pay, or attempt to bargain, you can start look for another date.

6) Uncle Sufian will probably rear a very mean pet,like a pit bull terrier or a Tazmanian devil. If Uncle Sufian's pet doesn't like you, you'll have to bring his daughter home 1 hour before the stipulated curfew hour and pay double the required exorbitant toll fee (to insure against your lack of charm and build up Uncle Sufian's confidence)

7) If you ever hurt Uncle Sufian's daughter's feelings and make her sad, Uncle Sufian's gonna make his mean pet hurt your backside in return, and make you even more sad

*I'll update the list when I can think of more