Valentine's Day,MIRC,Tom Cruise and Tom Pell

The quirky title of this post will make some wonder what is it that I've been smoking.Trust me,read on and eventually some of it will make sense to youFirst,here's a glossary if you are not familiar with some of the terms and names above:

Glossary


Valentine's Day : That evil time of the year again when men buy flowers,expensive gifts and organise romantic dinners for their spouses.These efforts could be motivated either by love or fear.


MIRC: An online chat program created by Khaled-Mardam Bay.Hailed as the saviour of lonely souls on Valentine's Day,finding a partner through MIRC is like fishing in the Indian Ocean.100% guaranteed success!!

Tom Cruise : A Hollywood celebrity who smiles like a girl, cuts his hair like a poofter, has no bleeding sense of humour, can’t read or write.Does he even know how to spell ‘scientology’, I wonder?Plus, despite his millions and a 5” lift to his shoes, he’s only managed to marry 3 times.3 times.!That’s all. tsk..tsk…How pathetic for Hollywood standard.Heck, even our guards/gardeners can pasang empat.

Tom Pell : The greatest Malay comedian evar.He’s nowhere handsome, not at all. He’s actually quite goofy. He definitely won’t make the Cleo’s 50 Eligible Bachelors list. Not even 100.But get this. He was married SEVEN times. Yes, seven.That’s not all. Remember this lady? Was she or was she not the hottest Diva of her time? Check out the guitar-shaped body. Even La Guitarra (Jennifer Lopez) would turn green with envy.Phowar! Tom Pell married her before our most-reverred celebrity did.
















My Story

During my secondary school days,I was the shy,square,unhip dude who couldn't get a date on Valentine's Day.Completely immature and brainwashed by commercials,there was tremendous peer pressure to find a date on Valentine's Day.Mainly because my school was filled with dudes who seriously thought they looked like Tom Cruise.Top Gun was the rave during that time.With their Ray-Ban sunnies and inflated egos,these guys have women falling at their feet without breaking a sweat.They received countless bouquet of roses,chocolates and cards from their admirers.As a shy guy,I was among those who felt miserable on Valentine's Day.


Although I was shy,I tried to put on a facade.I tried to be the funny guy and soon I was crowned the funniest guy in school.Instead of Tom Cruise,I became funnyman Tom Pell.It was in secondary school that I honed my sense of humour and all the guys loved my company.I was also well-liked when I entered Singapore Poly.









With the advent of the Internet and soon MIRC,things became better for me.Through MIRC,armed with my charming online persona(hhehhe..like real only) and witty conversations, a lot of girls were attracted to me.From underaged girls to married women(those whose marriage were on the rocks).I didnt transform into an Internet Wolf overnight but I forged friendships with those girls and women.My message to all those lonely dudes on Valentine's Day out there:

Do not despair!!Develop a great sense of humour like Tom Pell and women will go ga-ga over you...(must take this advice with a pinch of salt ok)