You Know You're Watching An Indo Sinetron

when

1. The main plot usually involves a scheming,conniving cheat who wants to take control of somebody else's wealth.The wafer thin plot is made more 'intriguing' by looping in endless circles.Viewers who watched the Hikmah trilogy know what I mean
   
2. All sinetron female protagonists have Pan -Asian looks,no matter if she is a city girl or cewek kampongan
3. There will be some comic relief from all that exhaustive scheming and plotting.Normally the comedy will be provided by retard characters with some form of speech impediment.Little does the producers know that this irritates the hell out of intelligent viewers
   
4. The characters can go in and out of selective amnesia.How convenient.
5. The illness of choice would usually be cancer.
6. The predictable ending would normally be around the period of Eidul Fitri