Your School Teacher Might be A Minah If

1. When you said you wanted to review the Peter Pan book, she thinks you're writing on an Indonesian band.

2. She settles class arguments by asking everyone to say "sowie" to each other and be "fwens" once again.

3. sHe tYPes iN yOur rEport bOOk liKe tHIs coS sHe tHinKs iTs cuTE.

4. You can hardly make out what she types in MSN as all her words keep changing into annoying little jumping icons and smilies.

5. When the class gets too noisy and makes her stressed, she yells "You All!Stopitsiak!"

6. She received a warning from the Principal for surfing the AnakMelayu website in the computer lab. Twice.

7. Her Friendster shout-outs are always filled with sickening Jiwang phrases.

8. She can't give tuiton on Monday nights. Hikmah is on TV remember?

9. When she heard that the school medical service wanted to draw students' blood, she reminded everyone to bring red colour pencils.

10. Her MSN handle is littered with at least seven icons of hearts / roses.

11. She insists that Khairul Anuar does not sound like a woman.