Current Affairs In A Nutshell

Starting from 1st July, smoking will be banned at most al-fresco eateries. I really pity supporters of 'cancer sticks'.They are really treated like outcast and on top of that,their 'cancer sticks' dont come cheap.($10 per pack of 20 sticks or $2 per stick).Luckily I quitted many years ago due to my wife's incessant nagging.Thanks dearie! My advice to all smokers "Try the exhaust pipe!"

I Love These Quotes.Hahaha...

1. The most philosophical quote overheard after Brazil's World Cup exit "Such is life.Made up of victories and defeats."

2.The most philosophical quote overheard at a Marriage Preparation seminar "Marriage brings many pains,but celibacy brings no pleasure.

3.The most philosophical quote overheard at a Slimming Centre "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."

Meanwhile,I overheard this funny conversation about Doctors versus Lawyers:

Someone: which do you think is a better course, Medicine to be a Doctor or Law to be a Lawyer?

Someone Else: Tough question, I think they both earn tons of money leh... Professionals ma

Someone: Yea, I got 4A's for my prelims so I think NUS will accept me into both, just undecided!

Someone Else: You want my true opinion?

Someone: Of Course, I ask you, and i respect your opinion

Someone Else: None

Someone: I thought you say they both earn big bucks?

Someone Else: Yeah, Big Bugs!!

Someone: Dont play with words larx, Bucks lar not Bugs

Someone Else: BUGS!!!

Someone: They are HIGH-CLASS professionals leh... what Bugs!

Someone Else: Dont be angry k

Someone: I work so hard in school, just wanna earn big bucks

Someone Else: You can

Someone: But you say they are BUGS!

Someone Else: There are if they do some things

Someone: What things?

Someone Else: mmmmm

Someone Else: Let me think

Someone: Take your time

Someone Else: Flip the papers, Straits Times

Someone: I read only Straits Times, My JC discourages Newpaper, too scanty

Someone Else: Pg 1 HOME Section

Someone: Reads Aloud " LAWYER Runs away with $10 Million in Client's Money"

Someone Else: Okay now turn to Pg 3 HOME Section

Someone: Reads Aloud "Trainee DOCTOR, Arrested for Drug Consumption"

Someone Else: Okay Case Close!!

Someone: I think I rather QUIT my JC Education and join a poly

Someone Else:But poly student also got involved in video scandals,so not a wise choice also

Someone:..................