What's Making The Headlines

The Diva Is Getting Married.

Oh CT....pretty,pretty CT,
most reverred Malay celebrity,
in matters of the heart you are finicky,
your beau looks a tad too fatherly.

Ok, I suck at limericks,but let's congratulate CT and Kay for news of their most-anticipated wedding.News of their wedding announcement early this week takes priority(Front page of Berita Hairan,no less) over people killed by tsunamis,children being murdered in the Middle East and the plight of taxi drivers.Shame on us all.
I must admit that I am a bit jealous of Kay.He is the epitome of ''the lucky guy who has it all''.Lots of cash,a diva wife-to-be,two obedient kids,a Mercedes SLK.Mein Gott!He even has that iconic Tom Selleck's moustache that women find irresistably sexy....


The secret to my good looks is that I eat jamu and Tongkat Ali for breakfast.

At The MOE Recruitment Centre

One day,at an interview session.............

Interviewer: 6 out of 10 Singaporean students dont speak standard English.How can you help to improve this?

Native Speaker from UK: Lor luv a duck, guv’nor, I know it was a stroke of bleedin’ luck that I’m not snuffin’ it and only bein’ sent dahn for a spell. I know it’s ‘cos I’m an ang moh an’ all, nudge nudge wink wink say no more. But I learned me lesson, flyin’ straight as the crow Nellie Blighs from now on, ‘ands on me ‘eart. Gonna teach your li’l dustbins to speak proper English, oi am, just like what’s coomin’ out me mouf, swear to God, say no more. Know wot oi mean, loike, guv? Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”

hurhurhur...100 years of colonial rule still gives us the "Ang Moh is best'' mentality....

SINGAPORE: Singaporeans will soon be able to trace almost everything, from loved ones to company property, once a new tracking system is launched later this year.

Hopefully this will solve the problem of missing kids,missing maids,missing husbands and missing boyfriends....ahh..the wonders of GPS technology never cease to amaze me