OMFG!!! The Mother Of All Misfortunes!!!A Rempit daredevil rode dangerously in the pouring rain last Wednesday morning, skidded,and banged the rear bumper of my car,while I was driving to work.
How This Accident Will Affect Me
1) Estimated cost of repair by surveyor : $4000.My new car will never be the same again.
2) My new car is no longer accident free
3) I now develop a phobia to the sound of hard braking,after witnessing how that Rempit resemble like Spiderman on my rear door panel
4)Loss of car usage for at least 5 days while my car goes to the workshop for repairs
5)My blood circulatory system is now circulating volcano magma
TO ALL REMPITS MAY YOUR OFFSPRINGS BE BORN WITHOUT ANUSES!!!
Ok,that was a bit harsh and cruel.
TO ALL REMPITS MAY YOUR OFFSPRINGS BE BORN WITHOUT BABY BONUSES!!!
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