1. I have a bootiful wife and two pesky kids.
2. I look very cute when I comb my hair
3. I am still in good health despite a stressful lifestyle and unhealthy eating habits(blame those late-night cravings for cheese pratas)
4.. Other than the recent invasion of baby cockroaches,I have a nice and cosy home.
5.I have a nice car and motorbike
6. I have a reliable domestic helper that can tolerate my pesky kids.
7.I have a good fixed income and lucrative side income.
8.My boss likes me
9. I can speak and write in proper Engrish
10. My wife tries to appease me by preparing my favourite dishes,giving me facials and foot scrubs every weekends.In return,she gets to go shopping with my credit card.
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